36 deviants said Because he's shy.... (Insert: awwwwww) 29 deviants said Kriss Sison is actually a group (Kevin, Reygan, Ian, Sam and Shelly forming the group K.r.i.s.s.) 19 deviants said Because he doesn't want to. (He's a jerk) 15 deviants said Kriss only speaks Klingon 13 deviants said Kriss was actually there, you just didn't notice. 13 deviants said Kriss Sison draws with his pelvis 12 deviants said Kriss has a binding contract (Possibly with the Yakuza) that prevents him from teaching 10 deviants said He's afraid of children, specifically students 8 deviants said Because Kriss only teaches International award winning students (Makes you wonder what you need to teach them) 5 deviants said Kriss is actually a machine and he's too heavy to lift