hire a known comic artist to cosplay as nurse macho and then he/she will draw a sick art comic page(that will be printed on tarp with eltinidor's face saying "i love nurse macho") while taking care of eltinidor and art jamming with the studio crew in a Get Well Party. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I SAY OPTION 3 ALL TEH WAY! DDDD=
Then take a photo of them two together.
THEN you ask Kriss to draw nurse macho into the resulting photo ready to attack the poor girl.